Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.

Username17 · Post by **Username17** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:33 am

Cynic wrote:That looks like a 'shopped image. I'm guessing the word "for" was removed after cooking

Unfortunately, fake. Still funny though.

-Username17

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:01 pm

Ack, should have been able to tell that was photoshopped because pixels. I got pwned!

Edit: Also, that link Frank gave made my anti-virus ping and go nuts for a minute. I don't know if that link's bad or if it's the dozens of other questionable links I click and it just now tried to jump in, but I'd be cautious.

erik · Post by **erik** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:38 pm

It no doubt made your computer a bit suspicious since it redirects several seconds after loading. At least it did that to me a couple times before I gave up.

I recall some verbal Rachel Ray comma confusion I endured a couple years ago when my wife was telling me about how Rachel Ray's daughter was pregnant and working in a liquor store where people were smoking. This was to my ultimate confusion since what she meant was "Rachel, Ray's daughter" (Ray being the owner of her company).

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:29 pm

FrankTrollman wrote:
Cynic wrote:That looks like a 'shopped image. I'm guessing the word "for" was removed after cooking
Unfortunately, fake. Still funny though.

-Username17

There must have been a little space dust on the cover, which caused the confusion,

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:44 pm

Nerds can stop hating Kevin Smith for crimes against the reputation of the Batman now:

Because some schmuck just gave him ED.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:24 am

...And classic Green Lantern is a racist , and the reboot is gay . God love DC.

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:13 am

The new DC reboot is exasperating. Trying to blend some of the Vertigo comics back under under the DC label is stupid. Who the fuck ever figured John Constantine would be on a Justice league team?

Chamomile · Post by **Chamomile** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:51 pm

Do I want to know the context for the racist Green Lantern?

virgil · Post by **virgil** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:07 pm

That was an old Silver Age comic, that's all I can tell. It looks like a set-up for general racism awareness, pointing out how Green Lantern saves a bunch of people in the galaxy, but can't fix something like racism in America.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/ ... en-lantern

ishy · Post by **ishy** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:51 am

Microsofts successes in marketing, tablet :
http://www.somak.lu/images/581106_46675 ... 9221_n.jpg

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:40 pm

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:11 am

LIES!

ALSO LIES!

STARFOX GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:48 am

Seems like this should be a feature of a Tome class... Maybe the Bibliophile can punch people so hard that the impact forms Symbols in the air...

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:56 am

It's like a necromancer went down to his workshop and said to himself "alright, I just want to throw something together for fun, just to keep me sharp, what parts do I have lying around?" and saw that he was all out of everything except three human arms and a small flightless bird body and thought "eh, fuck it, why not, it can pull my cart around the bazaar."

erik · Post by **erik** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 2:05 pm

Prak_Anima wrote: It's like a halfling necromancer went down to his workshop and said to himself "alright, I just want to throw something together for fun, just to keep me sharp, what parts do I have lying around?" and saw that he was all out of everything except three human arms and a small flightless bird body and thought "eh, fuck it, why not, it can pull my cart around the bazaar."

ftfy, since that seat looks so small.

It makes me sad that I never got to finish the campaign with my halfling illusionist/pale master. This is exactly the kind of shit I wanted to be doing. As soon as I was able, he was going to convert a huge skeleton into a mobile home (and layer it with illusions and maybe a couple pipes in addition to wood walls/flooring to look mechanical).

name_here · Post by **name_here** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:45 pm

I swear I saw adds for the actual Microsoft Surface before the Ipad was even announced.

Though, since the phrase I most heavily associated with it was "Microsoft table: It's like your iPhone, except it's a bigass table" the advertising campaign was clearly less memorable than the parody.

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:13 pm

The parody made me want to buy one.

rampaging-poet · Post by **rampaging-poet** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:01 am

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:10 am

Oh hey, a meth lab!

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:50 am

Creature Collection II wrote:Daemons have the supernatural ability to communicate telepathically with any creature within 100 feet as long as the creature speaks a language known by the daemon.

This could explain so much.

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:13 am

The use of the death note in the human world sometimes affects other humans lives or shortens their original lifespan, even though their names are not actually written in the death note.

Or if it has to be a book with numbered pages, not just the 45th page of my Death Note, then MMIV gives us:

Packs of nashrous rove the Abyss, while solitary demons are more common on the material plane.

...so my sex life is "Solitary unless in Hell"?

(Other books within reach but not closest: Book of General Ignorance, The Art of War, Sixteen Strategies of Zhuge Liang, the series of books Suikoden is based on, Fiendish Codex. Not sure which would have been best.)

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:35 am

Hey, at least yours doesn't outright state that your potential lovers have telepathy. That also happened to be a Daemon called a Plague Angel. So apparently, if I get any this year, they'll be ridden with disease and able to read my mind.

Hell, just for entertainment sake, 45th page of every physical book near me that I don't have to get up to retrieve:

Creature Collection I wrote:Cold Slimes are transparent oozes that inhabit frozen regions both above and below ground.

Umm... k...

The World of Kong: A Natural History of Skull Island wrote:Sturdy skeletons supported the great bulk of the brontosaurus

Oh lord.

Gargoyles (a small cheap gift book that I have no clue the reason for it being here is) wrote:Stonecutters have had this freedom throughout the ages, and we revel in their wild abandon as we gaze with uncomfortable delight at their candid creations--small acts of resistance and impertinence carved in stone.

The Devil's Notebook wrote:For creating intrigue, an ambiguous statement is infinitely preferable to the straight forward one.

Finally something that could actually be seen as being of some use.

The Satanic Rituals* wrote:Hic est calix voluptatis carnis. ("This is the chalice of the pleasure of the flesh")

*I have a terrible habit of not actually putting books away when I'm done referencing them.

edit: Almost forgot the book I use as a mouse pad (which would actually be the closest book):

The encyclopedia of Fantasy and Science Fiction Art wrote:Deploying Alternate Realities in Genre Fantasy and Science Fiction: This can add a degree of interest and excitement to your treatment of subjects that might otherwise seem hackneyed and stale

So... The Devil's Notebook is telling me how to flirt, the Satanic Rituals is telling me how awesome I (or my sex life will be), and my art book is...telling me to fuck in alternate realities?

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:45 pm

Neb. Unif. Dist. Ct. R. § 6-1505(C) (citation of Neb. cases and other authorities)

Fuck you book based meme.

Only counting actual books, apparently I'm an exhibitionist rapist:

Vin tried to back away farther, but realized she was up against another crowd of people.

koz · Post by **koz** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:14 pm

"Method 2: For each permutation a1, a2... an-1 of the elements {1, 2, ..., n-1}, form n others as follows: First construct the array:

a1 a2 ... an-1 1/2, a1 a2...an-1 3/2 ..., a1 a2 ... an-1 (n-1/2)."

So.... interpretations, anyone?

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:31 pm

Mister_Sinister wrote:"Method 2: For each permutation a1, a2... an-1 of the elements {1, 2, ..., n-1}, form n others as follows: First construct the array:

a1 a2 ... an-1 1/2, a1 a2...an-1 3/2 ..., a1 a2 ... an-1 (n-1/2)."

So.... interpretations, anyone?

Swingers? Orgy?

Still better than Neb. Unif.